You know what I'd really like?

To never have to use the words “your chores” in any way whatsoever ever again.

Unless I was saying it in a sentence like “Wow, you’ve done your chores without being told every day for the last month.”

One of the things that amuses and frustrates me at the same time is realizing that I now sound as silly as my parents did when they kept saying the same shit to me over and over again when I was growing up….and how stupid I was for not just doing it to shut them up.

We’d have all been a lot happier.