You know, I actually have a bit of respect for Hardee’s. These days it seems like everyone is trying to convince you that their fast food restaurant is a “healthy” place to eat. Hell, remember when KFC tried to convince us that fried chicken could be part of a healthy lifestyle?
So here comes Hardee’s! ” We have MONSTER THICK burgers,” they say. ” We don’t fuck around here, son! You want some kind of hippie, salad eating, tofu tasting shit you go see those other guys. If you want MANLY food you come here!”
Ok, they don’t really SAY that. But the implication is pretty clear, don’t ya think? Check out the list of ingredients in this thing! “Two egg omelets filled with bacon, sausage, diced ham, cheddar cheese, hash browns and sausage gravy, all wrapped inside a flour tortilla.” AND you can get it as a meal with a side order of hash rounds if you want.
Now I want one.